David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 9 August 2012

I am drawing up plans to boost school sports in the face of growing calls to capitalise on the Olympics by inspiring the next generation of young athletes.

I've held talks in Downing Street with the Education Secretary... Maureen...no, Michael, Gove, over how to ensure a lasting sporting legacy from the London games.

I can get around to less important things unemployment, the NHS deaths, and the coming riots later.