David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 12 August 2012

I will promise to make Britain an "even more attractive place" for the oil and gas industry in a blow to Nick Clegg's Liberal Democrat ambitions to shift away from fossil fuels.

It's alright going on about wind and sea created power, but how is that going to help us who are financially commited to the oil industry?

Maybe if i give him a few thousand of my offshore accounts in French gas, Saudi Arabian oil, and some of my petroleum shares... he'll change his mind?


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