David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Saturday, 4 August 2012
I am really doing well in the Olympics but I'm worried about Boris on my shoulder. I see he has Murdoch on his side and the Bankers - but aren't they real downers with a lot of people.
I know I had my fingers burnt over the Murdoch drama. I am just a nice guy and trust people at their word. That's why I went into politics. Watch me get more gold medals!