David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 25 July 2012

I told the BBC, I was 'absolutely delighted' with Bradley Wiggins' Tour de France win last Sunday shortly after Wiggins became the first Briton to win the Tour de France.

I've got to pretend to care about the proletariat in time for the next elections you see.

And that git Hollande has invited Milipede to the Champs Elysees before inviting Me!

The swine, absolute rotter!