David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 18 July 2012

It seems I have blundered by writing a letter stating that closure-threatened Clyde Coastguard would stay open for an extra three years.

They will close on on 28 September 2012.

Now I've got to find the nitwit that caused the error. And that won't be easy after they've all learned from me how to cover things up!