David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 19 July 2012

I have vowed to 'go after' G4S to get it to repay millions of pounds over the Olympic security scandal yesterday as ministers prepare to call in up to 2,000 more troops to plug the gaps.

I side-stepped a question: "Do you intent to go after Barclay's with such vigour?" cleverly.

I've also approved plans to raise the number of military personnel deployed to protect the Olympics to 19,000 - double the number of troops now fighting in Afghanistan.

Bet the enemy within, Clegg is enjoying my squirming!

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