David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 22 May 2012

What's all this fuss about me 'chillaxing'.

One can't work all the time and my PR people told me the public need to soften my public image for the voters in the north of england who like whippets and voting labour. So instead of 'enjoying downtime' I like 'chillaxing' just like that Becky girl off Corrie St. Not that I've ever watched that programme.

* Chillaxing is a combination of two phrases - chill out and relaxing. Just in case I forgot when the press ask me.

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