David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

I insisted today, the Conservative - Liberal Democrat coalition was "as important and necessary" now as it was when the two parties came together in Government two years ago.

Me and Nick Clegg will reaffirm our commitment to tackling Britain's record deficit and rebuilding the shattered economy in a joint speech later today, at a factory in Essex.

Load of bollocks of course, but what do the proletariat bother about? Benefits, drink, rioting, sex, and smoking? What do they know? They just let us get away with murder!


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