David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 May 2012

As a 'core participant' I have been allowed to see the evidence submitted to Leveson before my appearance.

I already know they're going to grill me about relations with Rupert, employing Andy Coulson after he left News International, Jeremy Hunt and the BskyB deal, Christmas day lunch with Rebekkah Brooks, and that 'horse'

Is now a good time to do a 'Reggie Perrin' and disappear off into the sea??