David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 13 May 2012

Nice bit for a change in the Telegraph yesterday:
David Cameron raised a few laughs at a gathering of Conservative Friends of India when he talked about his horror at finding his wife, Samantha, playing French cricket in the grounds of Chequers with a bat that had been signed for him by Indian cricket hero Sachin Tendulkar.
"I said, 'No, darling, put it down, this is probably the most valuable possession I have,'" he told his Indian audience.

Load of tosh of course...

The most valuable possession I have is probably my shares in B-Sky-B, or Haliburton!

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