David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 15 May 2012

Bureaucratic 'lunacy' governing the work of childminders is to be torn up as I have ordered my ministers to try to reverse a dramatic collapse in what they believe is the cheapest, most traditional form of care for working parents.

Under plans to support the family, new mothers and fathers will be able to collect £100 vouchers at some branches of Boots, entitling them to up to ten two-hour sessions on good parenting!

Childminders and Nannies should be used to help raise children while their parents are working, and the maids and butlers could help too, maybe even the personal body guards can chip in?

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