David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 11 April 2012

I'm going to take the unprecedented step of disclosing details of his personal wealth, it has emerged.

Of course, I didn't say I was going to reveal all the details did I?

In a speech yesterday I said:
'Your country needs you - We have to pull together to rebuild Britain'

Not least the little girl who sent me her £1 tooth fairy money to help clear the deficit!

Of course I was talking to Conservatives only at the time!