David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 25 March 2012

Tory co-treasurer Peter Cruddas, who runs an online trading company, allegedly told potential donors that gifts of more than £200,000 would get them into the party's "premier league."

This would be enough to get donors invitations to dinners with the Prime Minister and George Osborne, the Chancellor, it was alleged. Mr Cruddas was apparently filmed making the offer to undercover reporters.

If I get any more bad news I'll have to reduce VAT or something drastic like reducing the unemployment to take the proletariat's mind off it!