David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 24 March 2012

Nick Clegg, Ed Miliband and Boris Johnson are backing my campaign to rename the tower housing Big Ben the Elizabeth Tower, to honour the Queen's six decades on the throne.

A good idea, and much easier than cutting immigration, unemployment, spiralling food prices, or dealing with Nick Clegg, I can tell you!

Now, where's my personal overseas & offshore investment accounts.....?