David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 27 March 2012

I had to admit yesterday, to wining and dining at least 15 Tory Party donors who have handed the Tories £25million in a series of secret lunches and dinners at Downing Street and Chequers.

In a day of confusion and obfuscation over the 'cash for access' scandal, I issued the names of multi-millionaire supporters entertained in my flat - hours after I insisted the information was 'private'!

Still I'm worried about the proletariat voters, because they will be more worried about being made redundant, fag prices going up, arranging the next series of riots, or the price of fuel and alcohol than bothering about my philanderings.