David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Friday, 30 March 2012
The Damned Mirror published: Privileged David Cameron, the privileged Buller Boy enjoyed a silver spoon ride and fluffed the May 2010 election, isn't a shadow of hard-working John Major!
How dare they say such things about Me!
Me who has been tucked up by Barack Obama, in his own bed on Air Force one!
Oh, better not upset Willie Hague the only member of the government who is richer than me by making him jealous!