David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

Here I am in America, forced into state dinners, flying in Airforce one, attending banquets, taking back-handers and insincere compliments, having gifts forced upon me... all in the name of international diplomacy.

And then I find out that the Metropolitan Police had stuck two fingers up to me by arresting my dear friends Rebekah Brooks and her husband Charlie Brooks just as I was about to lift off from Heathrow.

Just wait till I get back, as soon as the Olympics are over, I'll cut their numbers even further, who do they think they are!

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