David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 13 March 2012

I was so excited about flying in Air Force One that Sam suggested that I wear and extra Tena pad in case I shit myself. In the event, it was a good idea, after getting the grand tour of this magnificent aircraft my bowels went loop-de-loop and I dropped a big one, must admit it stunk to high heaven. Luckily the luxury toilets on this plane have superb air conditioning....mind you I've blocked the bog trying to flush the pad...hope Willie gets the blame for that one...tee hee.