David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

My ex-Eton colleague and MI5 leader chappie Wilberforce Fforbes-Newton, informed me that there are international terrorists plotting to assassinate me.

I'm more worried about a redundant Policeman, Ambulance-man, nurse, care worker, alcoholic, British Soldiers, or an unemployed benefit seeking pleb getting at me!

Still we're not cutting back on Ministers personal protection officers, so we should be alright there.

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