David Cameron - My Fake Diary
Tuesday, 28 February 2012
My ex-Eton colleague and MI5 leader chappie Wilberforce Fforbes-Newton, informed me that there are international terrorists plotting to assassinate me.
I'm more worried about a redundant Policeman, Ambulance-man, nurse, care worker, alcoholic, British Soldiers, or an unemployed benefit seeking pleb getting at me!
Still we're not cutting back on Ministers personal protection officers, so we should be alright there.
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