David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Friday, 24 February 2012

I attended my prep school, Heathedown, at the same time as Prince Edward was there.

My great-grandfather Sir Ewen Cameron, London head of the Hongkong and Shanghai Bank, played key roles in arranging loans supplied by the Rothschilds to the Japanese Central Banker (later Prime Minister) Takahashi Korekiyo for the financing of the Japanese Government in the Russo-Japanese war.

I mention these things in the hope of cadging some votes from the BNP and Royalist supporters who may read this diary.

As my great-great grandfather Emile Levita, a German-Jewish financier said, 'Every vote counts! - not the voters!'

Wise old thing he was!