David Cameron - My Fake Diary

Monday, 27 February 2012

I may have to face questions over my choice of Emma Harrison as the Tories "families champion", some git has disclosed that the Government knew about fraud allegations against her firm at the time.

I'm not too worried, if at all about it though.

Any questions put to me will come from an old Eton friend, fellow share-holder, or bribed official anyway.

Being goal-oriented, manipulative, deceitful, cunning, nepotistic, and egotistical as are all MPs, what do the proletariat expect?