David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 16 September 2012

I mesmerised the watching world when my long anticipated role in the London 2012 Olympic Games was finally revealed as I ferried the Olympic torch along the Thames in a striking suit.

Beating off a host of other tailored gents to claim the accolade, including runner-up George Clooney and Daniel Craig, I reigned proud - And have been voted the world's sexiest man in a suit!

I'm not too bad out of one either…