David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 23 May 2013

Dear Diary - Now that I am retired I will have all kinds of free time on my hands.

I have been invited to appear on Larry King and Regis Philbin's talk show The Viagra View.

I will also be appearing on an episode of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania.

And somewhere along the line Victoria and I will be attending a White House barbecue in my honor.

Who needs soccer?

David Beckham