David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

What a week for British sport!

Andy Murray has won the US Open tennis title and marketing people he will make around £100 million in sponsorship money. Hopefully not at my expense, I need that cash to pay for Harpers nappies.

And now, when you google the name David, instead of Beckham coming up first, its David Weir, aka the 'weir wolf' the British Paralympian.

It looks like my stock is on the way out. Better start shopping at Walmart instead of having stuff flown in from Harrods.

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