David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 14 September 2012

What a headline:

'Angelina Jolie Spotted Buying David Beckham Brand Underwear For Brad Pitt'

The actress was spotted picking up a pair of David Beckham's line of boxers.

Well why not? And why should it worth a headline in the news?

Many thousands of women have bought my undies for their other halves in the hope that they may perform and look like wot I do…

He he he