David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Friday, 26 July 2013

Very pleased for my ole' mucker Prince William and his missus Kate who have had their first baby, naming him Prince George Alexander Louis.

I was hoping they would call him David. Or Victoria if he was a boy.

Perhaps he will grow up to be one of the best footballers the United Kingdom has ever produced - after me of course. We can nickname him 'George Better'.