David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 26 June 2012

Euro 2012

Seeing the lads lose on penalties again to Italy made me think.
I missed a penalty in 2004 v Portugal and I never got a pizza advert out of it, like Garth Southgate, Chris Waddle and Stuart Pearce.

I have to make do with my advertising contracts for razor blades, fast food, sunglasses, perfumes and pants.


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