David Beckham - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 17 July 2010

'Wowser', saw this bloke on TV tonite what looked jus' like me, but he were talking like 'e ad a Personality an' Everyfink,..... Kewl! He was talking to a Floppy-Haired 80's Wideboy wiv a speesch impediament frum yesteryear, wot's lost 'is job,. . . sumint about bein Rude'n'stuff'n'shit.
I reckons the bloke wot looked like me wuz an impressinater or sumfink.

I did drink sum Red Bull and 'ad an expressed cofee a little time ago befour I met a geezer wot looked jus' like that Floppy Haired Fop,...

Life can be dead weerd.

Bex

Has to go to bed now, Posh needs sum fing for hemmeroys or summit like that wot she sed