Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 20 March 2012

I am roasting in hell, I wanted to chew out Muhammed for the fact I am in this stinking place, but these monsters grabbed my arms so that I couldn't remove worms from my eyes.

I saw Hitler here, I saw Mussolini, Stalin, Lenin, Saddam, Ayatollah Khomeini, Chairman Mao, Che Guevera and a massive pile of killer bees that do not die in hell like they did on earth, and they are stinging me repeatedly, ouch painful.

It stinks in here too, I hate it here, I want out, I want out, I want out.

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