Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 November 2011

Apparently, to all intents and purposes, I'm dead. Deceased, expired, gone to meet my maker, shuffled off this mortal coil, hung down the curtain and joined the choir invisible. I'm pretty much not here anymore. Well, bugger it. It was so much better when I was alive. Damn it to hell!