Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 29 April 2012

If you are reading this it means I am dead.

As part of my last will and testament I would the bulk of my money to go to my large family - those that are still alive and not in prison.

I would also like to give twenty million dollars to go to my good friend Tony Blair and his flirty wife Cherie - TB always helped me out when I called him. And another fifty million dollars to Nicolas Sarkozy - the French President with the sexy model wife.

I know he needs help with his re-election campaign in 2012 and 50 big ones should help.