Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 September 2011

They seek me here, they seek me there, they can't find me bloody anywhere! I shall beat the rats and imperialist lackeys when I feel the urge, but at my age I don't feel the urge too often these days.
My sons have deserted me and I am left with only Camels and sand to defend me but, as the saying goes, I shall overcome, one day.