Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Friday, 10 August 2012

While down here doing a bit of haunting, I read my obituary in the English newspapers:

Colonel Muammar Gaddafi obituary: Narcissistic leader of Libya since 1969 who backed terrorism round the world and became US public enemy number one. It did not come as a complete surprise when, on 1 September 1969, members of the Free Officers movement overthrew the sick, ageing and self-effacing King Idris of Libya, that vast, underpopulated, least known of north African states.

A good memory that one, and now I look at the nations it took to get rid of me, and see they are taking in peoples from all over the world as political immigrants... the dimwits!

Their end is nigh, and I shall be waiting!

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