Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

Just met with a nice chap called Lord Lucan in a bar in Botswana, very posh, upper class English accent. Wants me to invest in a vineyard in south of France, some top class wines, expected returns of 25% per annum. Sounds interesting, have to ask my english friend Tony B what he knows of him.

Told him my accounts are all frozen for the time being on account me being shot to death in the street last year. Lucan sympathised - said he had the same problems about 35 years.