Colonel Muammar Gaddafi - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 29 February 2012
Just met with a nice chap called Lord Lucan in a bar in Botswana, very posh, upper class English accent. Wants me to invest in a vineyard in south of France, some top class wines, expected returns of 25% per annum. Sounds interesting, have to ask my english friend Tony B what he knows of him.
Told him my accounts are all frozen for the time being on account me being shot to death in the street last year. Lucan sympathised - said he had the same problems about 35 years.
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