Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary
Monday, 21 November 2011
Dear Diary -
Gosh, the baby is keeping me up all night. If this keeps up I may have to get my tubes tied because I cannot get by on just 15 minutes sleep per night.
I keep asking Nicolas to help but he says he is too busy being the president. Well if this shit keeps up, I may just run against his ass in the next election and when I win he can get up nine times a night with the baby.
I am still very pretty and physically desirable but I just kinda feel like my tits may be hanging down a bit too much but Nicky says that it gives them character. Oh well.
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