Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Friday, 4 May 2012

Zee 'usband 'ees doing a live televised debate with 'ees opponent - zee man from Holland.

Surely zee man from 'Olland should not be allowed to be president of France. 'eee should be President of 'Olland.

I know my 'usband has a foreign wife (me) but at least 'ee is french.
I zink all this foreigners becoming Presidents started in zee Americas when zee black man from Kenya became zee President.