Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 2 November 2011

Dear Diary -

Well the baby is keeping me up almost all night and I have turned into one grouchy old bitch or so Nicky says.

Well he is one to talk since he doesn't have to have his tits sucked on like there is no tomorrow.

I think that I am going to have to get a woman to take my place in the baby nursing department. Sometimes I feel as if my tits are hanging down around my ankles.

Carla Bruni-Sarkozy

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