Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary
Wednesday, 2 March 2011
Dear Diary -
Well I just received another text message from Brad Pitt. That makes six within the past week.
I cannot believe how unhappy he is with Angelina Jolie. To look at her you would never guess that deep down inside she is the bitch that Brad says she is.
He told me that at times he wishes that he could get back with Jennifer Aniston. I did not say anything but I did not like hearing him say that.
Am I jealous? Yes. Would I leave my husband President Nicolas Sarkozy for Brad Pitt?...in a damn, effen New York City minute!
Well I guess I better go see what Nicky is doing. He was outside in the backyard trying to neuter his new pet pony and I just hear both him and the pony let out a scream that would scare the hell out of a damn werewolf.
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