Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 19 November 2011

Dear Diary,
Made the dreadful mistake of popping my left tit out to feed the baby while Nicky next to me, as expected he was aroused at the sight of it and on top of me quicker than a ferret up a drainpipe. Normally I don't mind a mid-afternoon quicky with the midget but for gods sake, not while we are in Pret-a-manger...honestly, I'll never be able to show my face in there again!


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