Carla Bruni - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 1 May 2012

Zee 'usband is trailing his rival by ten points in the votes and they have one round left. 'Eeze this zee end? I zink zo.

It has been fun at times, I have met royalty from 'Inger-land, Presidents from America, but now I think it is time to withdraw from zees life as a politicians wife.

Let me zee, do I still have Mick Jaggers phone number?