Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Thursday, 1 March 2012

Still thinking whether to take up the kind offer from America to appear on Dancing With The Stars, the US version of Strictly Come Dancing. If I go it will be good to meet up with my old friend Donald Trump. I once recommended a good toupee maker for him, and since them he always buys me dinner when I'm in town. That's friendship for ya.