Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 14 March 2012

I don't know how to tell the missus, but I have fallen in love with another women. Yes, of course, it is Hilary Devey the self made millionaire from Dragons Den.

It's not the fact that she's a self made millionaire, or that she sleeps on a pile of £50 notes, it's that totally sexy gravel based voice of hers. It really would be nice to see her to see her nice. In my bed.