Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 9 February 2011

Have to go to church today to pray for all the harsh comments passed by the 'Strictly' judges. Will dash up the isle with a quick "Christ to see you, to see you Christ." and I'll be done.

Then home to compare the cost of shopping in either "Everylittlehelps" or "Wheregoodfoodcostsless". Very much a case of "Price to see you, to see you price".

Then over to my son's house to sort out little granddaughter's hair. it seems there's been a 'breakout' of hair problems at her school, very much a case of "Lice to see you, to see you lice."

Such a busy day.

Having a few friends over for a game of Monopoly in the afternoon. "Dice to see them, to see them dice". And then we'll have a couple of G and T's, "Ice to see you, to see you ice".

Must get a new cat today because we have an infestation in the grand kids playroom. Yes, "Mice to see you, to see you mice."

And then a nice take-away for dinner to finish off a very hectic day, sort of "Rice to see you, to see you rice."

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