Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Saturday, 11 June 2011

Well, who'd have thought it..ME a SIR..Sir Bruce Forsyth. I bet I get invited to all Sir Cliff's parties now. He'll be saying 'Nice ta see ya'.

The Queen has great taste after all. Mind you, I could've done with it years ago so that I had time to enjoy it.

Not to worry, I'll make the most of it now...I'll be invited to ALL the best parties. Better get a pile of new clothes because I'll be 'twirling' with the best of them from now on.