Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

The BBC have asked me to present a new series of "Jim'll Fix It"

I told them it wouldn't work - my name isn't Jim'll...
Instead I suggested that they do a show called Brucey's Bonus.
I could hide in a supermarket near the checkout, and if someone spends £50 I could jump out and say "Good game Good game, here's a bonus - like a cream cake - or a toilet brush"

I think it still needs some tweaking...