Bruce Forsyth - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 29 February 2012

I have been asked to appear on the American version of Strictly Come Dancing (called Dancing With The Stars) but it might be a bit much for me, travelling all that way to America. Last time I went there by aeroplane I spent all the time in the toilet and the British Airways staff thought I was smoking. Perhaps I could take a more leisurely cruise ship there, I hear the Costa Concordia group are doing special half-price deals at the moment.

Previous Dates Next Dates

« Full list of Spoof Celebrity Diaries

Send to a friend

Tell your friends about The Spoof!

Go to top
readers are online right now!
Globey, The Spoof's mascot

We use cookies to give you the best experience, this includes cookies from third party websites and advertisers.

Continue ? Find out more