Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Sunday, 7 May 2023

Didn't our Penny Mordaunt do well?

I mean that core strength, or should I say phwoar strength?

No, I can't say that, Carrie wouldn't like that.

I sat with all of the great and good yesterday, and Liz Truss, sadly.

Still, she has to be there, doesn't she? This is a reminder that anyone can become Prime Minister if they are lucky, and that used to be my job, didn't it?