Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Friday, 5 May 2023

I see that the conservatives have taken a bit of a battering. Still, not my fault this time, they did it to themselves. If I was still in charge we would have beaten those woke bods, and no mistake.

Still, Lizzie Truss did her worst, and Rishi isn't helping.
It shows you how useful a grasp of basic Latin is in matters of power.

Toodle pip.