Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Tuesday, 18 April 2023

Gosh, well these books won't write themselves, will they?

Remember when I was Prime Minister? Good times, weren't they?

What do you mean, they weren't?

Better than Liz Truss though?

What do you mean the jury is still out?

What have I got to do for people to move on?

What do you mean I started it?

Well, were you ever Prime Minster?

No, you weren't sonny Jim.

I was, wasn't I?

I am an excellent driver.