Boris Johnson - My Fake Diary

Wednesday, 17 May 2023

Hello Dear Diary,

Do you remember the gold wall-paper I decorated the last house with? You know, the expensive stuff that the people didn't like? I can't find the details, and it would look good in the house we are in now.

Also, do you remember the name of the Prime Minister we had before the one before? People tell me he was a bit of a prat, but I don't remember him at all.